Welcome to Kissaholics Anonymous

Where kissing rules!

Kissaholics Anonymous is a fellowship of fabulously sexy kiss-addicted individuals who share an affinity for amazing lipgloss, marathon makeout sessions and all-out rampant kissy-ness. The only requirement for membership is a desire to strengthen and promote an unbounded, complete addiction to kissing.

Kissaholics Anonymous promotes the following 12-step program to keep your Kiss Addiction thriving:

1. Step 1: Admit that you are powerless when it comes to your addiction; kissing.
2. Step 2: Believe in your gift, you are an amazing kisser.
3. Step 3: Seek serenity and satisfaction by turning yourself over to this lip-smacking addiction.
4. Step 4: Fearlessly hunt for the sexiest mate possible; then use everything you’ve got to make them your dedicated kissing partner. Aphrodisiacs are encouraged...
5. Step 5: Admit to yourself and others that having lusciously plump lips and sweet, cinnaminty breath isn’t a sin, but a real contribution to society.
6. Step 6: Give yourself over to the quest of perfecting your kisses; Air, French, Butterfly, Eskimo...
7. Step 7: Ignore those around you; kissing in public is perfectly acceptable.
8. Step 8: Keep score of all your best kisses in a little black book.
9. Step 9: For kisses that don’t rate high, try, try again!
10. Step 10: Kiss and Tell. Make others jealous by sharing stories of your hottest kisses.
11. Step 11: Through steely dedication, strive to be the best Kissaholic possible.
12. Step 12: Stop talking. START KISSING!